In a world cluttered with products, services, and constant noise, we offer something revolutionary: Nothing.
No emails. No downloads. No tracking. No confirmation. Just the pure, unadulterated experience of spending money on absolutely nothing.
This is not minimalism. This is nothingism.
Frequently Asked Questions
What exactly am I buying?
Nothing. Literally nothing. We promise to deliver absolutely nothing to you.
Will I receive a confirmation email?
No. That would be something, and we provide nothing.
What's the difference between the tiers?
Basic Nothing costs $1. Premium Nothing costs $5 and comes with a sense of superiority. Enterprise Nothing costs $50 and includes a blank PDF invoice. The void remains the same across all tiers.
Can I get a refund?
You received exactly what was promised: nothing. Refund requests will receive nothing in response.
Is this a joke?
This is conceptual art disguised as commerce. Or commerce disguised as conceptual art. We're not entirely sure anymore.
Why would anyone buy this?
Why does anyone buy anything? To feel something. In this case, to feel nothing.